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Local media have had many reports coming in regarding a local Surrey Man building an Ark after dreary weather reports in Surrey. The weather shows rain for the next 7 days, yes Summer is over and one man has had enough. Surrey Timber yards have been selling thousands and thousands […]

Surrey Man Builds Ark after Rain Warnings






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After the recent success of Poundland in Farnham, other businesses have been keen to enter the town. Lord Farnham tells us “Once the town lost Woolworths it took years for locals to get over it, some residents gave up on the town all together and headed to Aldershot. Poundland seems […]

Farnham Castle to become 99p Mega Store


Monday blues went down a staggering 78% today baffling scientists. Dr C Landar told us “people just seemed to wake up happy this Monday and we cannot figure out why” Scientists across the nation are calling this an epidemic, claiming this could possibly have a roll in effect, drastically changing […]

Monday Blues Disappear Baffling Scientists




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The latest diet fad is sweeping across Farnham, all the way from Hollywood, diet cats are keeping an eye on our calories. These highly skilled and trained felines are rented and installed into clients properties to keep you off the carbs. Similar to ninjas, they are trained to hide and […]

Diet Cats – New Weight Loss Trend


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Click to enlarge image and view the gallery of this Luxurious Bedsit. [Best_Wordpress_Gallery id=”2″ gal_title=”Luxurious Bedsit to Rent in Farnham”] 1 Bedroom/Kitchen/Living Room (Save time, it’s all in 1 room)/no bathroom or toilet Large Garden complete with bench and shed. Plenty of Natural Light Part Furnished (comes with chair) Well […]

Luxurious Bedsit to Rent in Farnham £5,000 PCM